E.B. White

"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."
E.B. White

Shay, R. E.

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work
for the rabbit. 
Shay, R. E.

Oscar Wilde

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Oscar Wilde

Samuel Beckett

Ever tried.
Ever failed.
No matter.
Try Again.
Fail again.
Fail better.

Samuel Beckett

Samuel Beckett

We are all born mad.
Some remain so.

Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot (1955)

Nora Ephron

"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy." Nora Ephron

Rogers, Will

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form
an opinion.
Rogers, Will

Hoffa, Jimmy

I may have faults, but being wrong ain't one of them. 
Hoffa, Jimmy

Denis Diderot

Ignorance is less remote from truth than prejudice.
Denis Diderot

Buddha

With our thoughts we make the world.
Buddha

Carlos Castaneda

We either make ourselves happy or miserable. The amount of work is the same.

Carlos Castaneda

Saint Augustine of Hippo

Credo quia absurdum est.
Saint Augustine of Hippo

en 'I believe because it's absurd.'
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mr right

Today is the sum of all yesterdays in eternity

Pierre-Auguste Renoir

The pain passes, but the beauty remains.
Pierre-Auguste Renoir

Stephen Hawking

Each of us has our own measure of time.
Stephen Hawking

Hans Christian Andersen

"Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale."
Hans Christian Andersen

mr right

Chaos. Panic. Disorder.
My work here today is done

Nietzsche

The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Nietzsche

In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Friedrich Nietzsche